MUSICIAN JOKES PAGE ----- singers' jokes will be on another page ha, ha ................... scroll down.
email a musician joke to me and I'll put it on the website. Your research will earn you a candy ( or 2)( to a musician... they need to make sense.... now go).
JOKES
If it is hard for musicians to make it - it is impossible
for drummers.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish? ............ You can't TUNA fish. get it?
Why was the music teacher so angry? ............ Becaue the students were always passing NOTES!!!
What did the music teacher say tot he 2 kids who did
not want to sing together? " DU --- ET!"
Why are men such good singers?............... cuz they can carry lots of notes.
What do you do fi you can't find the right note?.................... sing a scale.
What do you throw a drowning bass player? His amp!
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer.